They have the whole thing worked out as far as anyone who knows cats is concerned. Side notes: Are cats careful? Well, they do walk on their tippy-toes, sometimes their claws, even. “The phrase ‘domestic cat’ is an oxymoron.”― George Will “Cats have no guilt and very little shame.”― Ursula K. Cats are like roommates.”― Oliver Gaspirtzģ4. Cats believe they are God.”― Jeff Valdezģ3. “Dogs own space and cats own time.”― Nicola Griffithģ2. When’s the last time you saw a seeing-eye cat?”― Andrew Vachssģ1. Pretty and slick - in love with themselves. Soon as you stop shelling out, they move on, find another lap. “Cats are the lap-dancers of the animal world. “Dogs come when they’re called cats take a message and get back to you later.”― Mary Blyģ0. “The problem with cats is that they get the same exact look whether they see a moth or an ax-murderer.”― Paula PoundstoneĢ9. “Cats, as you know, are quite impervious to threats.”― Connie WillisĢ8. “In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.”― Jim Davis (creator of Garfield) GarfieldĢ7. And like me, sometimes they simply need to be left alone.”― Jodi PicoultĢ6. “On the other hand, I think cats have Asperger’s. “My cat is not insane, she’s just a really good actress.”― P.C. “Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings.”― Oliver HerfordĢ4. The place they are is usually the place they want to be.”― A.A. “The smallest feline is a masterpiece.”― Leonardo da VinciĢ2. If you’re feeling bad, just look at the cats, you’ll feel better, because they know that everything is, just as it is.”― Charles BukowskiĢ1. They seem to retain all their jungly qualities no matter what.”― Edward GoreyĢ0. “ Indoor cats don’t lose their wildness, which is one reason I am so fascinated by them. “After dark, all cats are leopards.”― Alison Daviesġ9. “Never try to outstubborn a cat.”― Robert A. “As my cat would say, all hours are good for sleeping.”― José Saramago, Seeingġ7. Look closely, and you might discover the following truths to be evident in your feline’s behavior.ġ6. “What do we know about cats?” a curious soul might ask. Cats are not very scientific, but they are also fascinating to observe. Probably everything you need to know, actually. So what is it telling you? What is your cat saying? A lot. By contrast, dogs (“Man’s best friend”, allegedly) only have 10. In fact, they are known to have up to 100 different vocal sounds. Side fact: Cats do vocalize when communicating with humans. “Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.”― Joseph Wood Krutch “Cats are absolute individuals, with their own ideas about everything, including the people they own.”― John Dingmanġ5. They advise us all the time, whether we want them to or no.”― Tamora Pierceġ4. “Authors like cats because they are such quiet, lovable, wise creatures, and cats like authors for the same reasons.”― Robertson Daviesġ3. “We talked of mice, the cat and I, and of the importance of napping.”― Catherine Gilbert Murdockġ2. “Cats randomly refuse to follow orders to prove they can.”― Ilona Andrewsġ1. “If cats could write history, their history would be mostly about cats.”― Eugen Weberġ0. “I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?”― Jarod Kintzĩ. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”― Hippolyte A. “I have studied many philosophers and many cats. “If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much.”― Mark Twainħ. “I have lived with several Zen Masters – all of them cats.”― Eckhart TolleĦ. “If we all learned cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, “You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!”― Leah Broadbyĥ. “Cats speak the language of comfort and coolness and therefore we feel comfortable and cool whenever we see a cat!”― Mehmet Murat ildanĤ. “If a cat spoke, it would say things like ‘Hey, I don’t see the problem here.”― Roy Blount Jr.ģ. “Meow” means “woof” in cat.”― George CarlinĢ.Who knows what they’re on about most of the time? Some have theorized. They’ve even invented a language so they could “communicate” with humans. 83 Funny Cat Quotes You’ll Love What Cats Mean and What They’re Telling UsĬats have an incredible ability to mesmerize and confound.
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